"Crossroad Blues" Quotes
Snarkalicious!
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The guys discuss the consequences from last week's episode.
Sam: Well, so much for our low profile. You've got a warrant in St. Louis, and now you're officially in the Feds' database.
Dean: Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something.
Sam: Dean, it's not funny. It makes the job harder; we've got to be more careful now.
Dean: What do they got on you?
Sam: (looking abashed) I'm sure they just... haven't posted it yet.
Dean: Wait, no accessory? Nothing?
Sam: Shut up!
Dean: You're jealous!
Sam: No, I'm not!
Dean: All right. What have you got on the case there, you innocent, harmless young man, you?
Sam looks like he's torn between smacking Dean and bursting out in tears, like he wants to say "but I am a bad, dangerous man! Really!" Poor Sammy. No one takes him seriously.
Dean contemplates the lore on Black Dogs.
Dean: I bet they could hump the crap out of your leg – look at that one!
Sam looks disgusted.
Dean: What? They could!
OK, true, but probably not the point, Dean.
Dean comes back from the animal protection agency with information.
Sam: So?
Dean: The secretary's name is Carly. She's 23, she kayaks, and they're real.
Sam: You didn't happen to ask her if she's seen any black dogs lately, did you?
Dean hands over a list.
Dean: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this this is.
He hands Sam a post-it note. Sam laughs.
Sam: You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
Sam laughs.
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?
Ah, poor Dean. You do live in hope, don't you?
The guys track down George Darrow, who made a deal with the demon, at his rather squalid dwelling.
Dean: His house probably isn't up next on MTV Cribs, is it.
Sam: Yeah. So whatever kind of deal he made…
Dean: It wasn't for cash. Eh, who knows, maybe his place is full of babes in Princess Leia bikinis.
Every geekboy's fantasy.
Demon babe: I know all about you, Dean Winchester.
Dean: So, you know who I am.
Demon babe: I get the newsletter.
Dean: Well, don't keep me in suspense. What have you heard?
Demon babe: Well, I heard you were handsome, but… you're just edible.
That takes on a slightly more sinister tone when a demon says it, doesn't it? Still, we can't help but agree…
The demon babe sees the protective circle under the car.
Demon babe: I should rip you limb from limb.
Dean: Take your best shot.
Demon babe: No. I don't think so. I'm not going to put you out of your misery.
Dean: Yeah, why not?
Demon babe: Because your misery's the whole point. It's too much fun to watch.
Is it a bad thing that we found ourselves nodding vigorously when she said that? Sorry, Dean, but you do make angst ever so attractive…
The demon babe makes out with Dean.
Dean: What the hell was that for?
Demon babe: Sealing a deal.
Dean: I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.
That's not what we've heard, Dean…
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