"Born Under a Bad Sign" Quotes

Evil!Sam really brought the snark, but Dean had his moments too. Bring on the quotes!

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Evil!Sam tells Jo about how Bill died:
Sam: My daddy shot your daddy in the heeeee-eeeeeead!
Oh, the sing-songy way he said that – hysterically funny and downright chilling at the same time.

Evil!Sam tells Dean his plans to hunt down the hunters.
Sam: One look at Sam's dewy, sensitive eyes, they'll let me right in the door.
Hee! Even demons know that Sam's puppy-dog eyes open all doors.

Possessed!Sam talks to Dean:

Sam: Dean. Back from the dead. It's getting to be a regular thing for you, isn't it. Like a cockroach.
Dean: How about I smack that smartass right out of your mouth.
Sam: Careful now. Wouldn't want to bruise this fine packaging.
We love how even demons are saying "Not the face! Don't damage his pretty, pretty face!"

Possessed!Sam menaces Dean:
Sam: You know when people want to describe the worst possible thing, they say it's like hell? Well there's a reason for that. Hell is like, uh… well, it's like hell, even for demons. It's a prison made of bone and flesh and blood and fear. And you sent me back there. Dean: Meg.
Sam: No. Not anymore. Now I'm Sam. By the way, I saw your dad there. He says howdy!

So now we've determined that Demon Meg wasn't an English major. She would have gotten an F on any paper that used that as a metaphor. However, we loved the little lilt in Sam's voice when he talks about John. Howdy, indeed.

Dean and Sam discuss the possession:
Dean: Dude, you, like, full on had a girl inside you for a full week. That's pretty naughty.

Hee. Dean's always ready to see the upside of a situation.

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