"Heart" Quotes
Despite the angst-ridden ending, we had some grade-A snark this episode.
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The boys discuss the case – which seems to be tied to the lunar cycle.
Dean: Awesome!
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight do you not understand? I mean, werewolves are bad-ass. We haven't seen one since we were kids!
Sam: Ok, Sparky! And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
Hey, Sam snark! It's been a while. And we're guessing it might be a while before we see it again after this episode….
Madison tells the boys about her deceased boss.
Madison: Nate was… he was nice.
Sam: But?
Madison: Nothing, really. You get a few scotches in him and he started hitting on anyone in a five-mile radius. You know the type.
[Dean smirks to himself, reviewing past conquests. Sam looks at him in despair.]
Sam: Yeah. I do, actually.
The great part is it takes a while for Dean to realize that hitting on everyone in a five-mile radius might be a bad thing…
The guys search Curt's apartment. Dean looks in the fridge.
Sam: Anything?
Dean: Nothing but leftovers and a six-pack.
Sam: Check in the freezer – maybe there are some human hearts behind the Haagen Dazs or something.
Perhaps they're in the Haagen Dazs – Cardial Cream? Artesional Artery? Chunky Veins 'n Valves, with extra-smooth Aorta? OK, now we've grossed ourselves out.
The guys debate the plan of action regarding Madison and the monster.
Sam: OK. You go, I'll stay.
Dean: Forget that. You go after the creepy ex. I'm going to hang here with the hot chick.
Sam: Dude, why do you always get to hang out with the girls?
Dean: Because I'm older.
Sam: No. Screw that. We settle this the old-fashioned way.
[They put on their game faces and do a quick round of Rock Paper Scissors. Sam chooses rock, Dean chooses scissors.]
Sam: [gloating] Dean, always with the scissors!
Dean: Shut up! Shut up. Two out of three.
[They do it again – and again, Sam chooses rock, Dean scissors.]
Dean: Gah!
Sam: [mockingly solicitous] Bundle up out there, all right?
Aw, Sam's so happy! That won't last long. And do you think Dean played scissors again as a strategy, or can he honestly not help himself?
Madison knocks on the car window.
Madison: You know, for a stake-out, you're car's a bit conspicuous. What are you still doing here?
Dean: Honestly? We're pretty sure you're not going to turn tonight, but we have to be 100 percent, so we're… lurking.
Heh. It's about time someone called them on how obvious the Metallicar is.
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